With reference to the story about the girlfriend from hell, this post is specially dedicated to abusive girlfriends and guys whom are so weak, they should not even be considered as a guy!
Anyway, the story has now turned into some big hoo-ha in the internet and blogs/forums are all talking about it. Check out RazorTv's take on this issue below.
(Some Singaporeans seriously need to have better fashion sense. Fashion Police, where are you?)
Anyway, if you wanna see more videos, you can visit the following links. (Special thanks and shoutout to STOMP contributor James!)
Video 1 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin/player.html
Video 2 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin2/player.html
Video 3 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin3/player.html
Maybe this was how their conversation went.
I would not be surprised if you tell me that the guy is cheating on her. Haha! Seriously, He's better off than having a violent bitch like her as his girlfriend.
Gone are those days whereby girls used to be so dainty and submissive. I totally respect girls who voice out their problems when they are being abused. I seriously think that they are taking advantage of the fact that they are protected against any other form of abuse from guys. But does this really allow them to hit us guys in any way they really like? What happened to the traditional method of pepper spraying? (Don't do that too. That fucking hurts as much!)
By the way, guys always act macho infront of their girlfriends but in real life, we're just as weak. So if you happen to be like that guy above, DO NOT EVER STAND THERE AND TAKE THE BLOW.
I'll give you several tactics on how to get revenge on your violent girlfriend.
P.s I seriously had a good laugh writing this post. Singaporeans just have very weird and funny stories. I wonder what's next!
Anyway, the story has now turned into some big hoo-ha in the internet and blogs/forums are all talking about it. Check out RazorTv's take on this issue below.
(Some Singaporeans seriously need to have better fashion sense. Fashion Police, where are you?)
Anyway, if you wanna see more videos, you can visit the following links. (Special thanks and shoutout to STOMP contributor James!)
Video 1 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin/player.html
Video 2 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin2/player.html
Video 3 http://202.157.174.100/20090826-ss-groin3/player.html
Maybe this was how their conversation went.
Guy: I'm sorry dear. I have a confession to make. I made another girl pregnant.HAHA. Okay jokes aside. I am completely shocked at how violent some women can be! Hitting a guy's crotch is a BIG NO NO. Is she retarded or what? Doesn't she know that hitting a guy's private part is so fucking painful? And no, that's not the best part. The best part was that the guy (i'm assuming its her boyfriend) was just standing there and taking all the blows - one by one.
Girl: You useless guy! I marry you also no use! Cannot give me babies! And now you even have the cheek to cheat on me with some prostitute? Stupid guy! *starts hitting crotch*
Guy: I'm sorry. I just wanted to test drive my "asset" to see if it is still functioning.
Girl: Your stupid dick cannot even stand up when in bed with me! You told me you were infertile! And your dick so small! Why am i so stupid to marry a guy like you! Argh! *continues hitting crotch*
Guy: *Just stand there and take the blow*
I would not be surprised if you tell me that the guy is cheating on her. Haha! Seriously, He's better off than having a violent bitch like her as his girlfriend.
Gone are those days whereby girls used to be so dainty and submissive. I totally respect girls who voice out their problems when they are being abused. I seriously think that they are taking advantage of the fact that they are protected against any other form of abuse from guys. But does this really allow them to hit us guys in any way they really like? What happened to the traditional method of pepper spraying? (Don't do that too. That fucking hurts as much!)
By the way, guys always act macho infront of their girlfriends but in real life, we're just as weak. So if you happen to be like that guy above, DO NOT EVER STAND THERE AND TAKE THE BLOW.
I'll give you several tactics on how to get revenge on your violent girlfriend.
Or... you can just be like any other random Singaporean and just...1. Apologize to her. Tell her to get inside the car and say you're gonna make it up to her. Bring her to some "ulu" forest and kick her ass out there! Leave her stranded in that forest!
2. Fight back! This bitch deserves a slap or a punch on her face! If she files a lawsuit against you, tell them it was an act of defence! She hit your crotch first!
3. Get into a cat fight with her! Pull her hair out! Twist her head! Rip her dress! P.s Don't be surprised if you find a dick down there. ehem. Then maybe you'll know why she's so violent.
"IGNORE HER LOR!"
P.s I seriously had a good laugh writing this post. Singaporeans just have very weird and funny stories. I wonder what's next!
2 Comments:
OMFG, THAT WOMAN IS FUCKING VIOLENT! IF I WERE THE GUY, I WOULD HAVE SET HER CB ON FIRE SIOL.
Girl: OMG DUN BURN MY CHEEBYE!
hahahahah! I LOVE YOUR COMMENT!
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